Toast

Spencer Pratt is toast if we ever see his punk ass at Hyde. Honest to God, how bad to you want to pimp-slap that dude right in the face and then give him a knuckle sandwich right square in the (way-too-unnaturally-white) teeth? Okay, a bit of an exaggeration, but still, he and Heidi Montag are everywhere. It's a tad bothersome, much as we heart The Hills.