Suri Cruise: The First Bowel Movement! No, it's not a rendition of Tom Cruise's career. Someone actually made this sculpture of Suri Cruise's first (massive) deuce. You gotta wonder how this crap (heh heh) becomes known as art. Just don't shoot the messenger, okay?
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