Michael Axtmann, the dude seen here, was supposed to marry Tara Reid. It did not end up happening. Probably for the best.
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Tara Reid is a bit of a mess. We love her anyway, but come on. Mess. Do not try to say otherwise.
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Michael Axtmann proposed to Tara Reid in January 2010. The actress accepted!
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There it is. Tara Reid in Playboy. She wants to show you who she really is. A washed-up star posing in Playboy and looking fairly decent with no top on.
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This is Tara Reid naked, or pretty darn close. Those fake breasts aren't looking all that heinous, to be honest. Nice work, doctors!
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Tara Reid gets topless in Playboy. Not technically, we suppose, because she's got a top on, but there were boobs on display, TRUST US.
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There you have it, fellas. Tara Reid nude in Playboy. Yeah, you're right. Not what we thought it would be, either, and it's not like expectations were super high coming in.
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This is disappointing, we know. But Playboy would only send us a cropped photo of Tara Reid prior to her issue landing in stores in late December 2009.
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Tara Reid Biography

Tara Reid Photo
Tara Reid is an awful actress who likes getting boob jobs. We almost feel sorry for her. Reid guest starred on Scrubs for a few episodes... More »
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Tara Reid