This is what you say to that person you really, really don't care about at all when you want to make them feel really, really unimportant.
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Or bring THEM on. But maybe don't put the penises in your ears. That's...probably not where they go.
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She really DOES wake up looking that fabulous...because she goes to sleep that way. You know, just in case she gets arrested in the middle of the night.
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He's a lying liar who lies, right Tamra? Right. He totally is. Because Tamra said so.
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Hmmm, who might Tamra be insulting here? Could be absolutely anybody.
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This is probably the best Tamra Barney insult in the history of insults anywhere ever.
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We're sure it's just green with envy, right? (See also: Gross. AND HILARIOUS.)
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You totally do, Tamra Barney Judge. Whatever IT is.
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Who are you talking about Tamra? There are so many options here.
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She's PROBABLY a bitch. Not definitely. Just probably. Maybe.
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Or, well, you know, not so immaculate considering Tamra's take on how a-holes are born.
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Ah ah ah ah alcohol...and if you're a Housewife, there's a good chance the alcohol is to blame.
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