If we had to offer one piece of advice to Spencer Pratt, it would be this: shut the heck up. The second piece would be: shave.
Heidi Montag bends over and Spencer Pratt gives the cameraman he pretends to be surprised by a knowing look. Yep, he's gonna hit that later tonight.
A shirtless Spencer Pratt drops off a couple of Heidi Montag's dogs. If you came here because you are attracted, physically, to the idea of Spencer Pratt shirtless ... well, there's something for everyone.
Say what you will about them, and we've said plenty, but you can't refute how awesome Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are at getting headlines despite no talent or actual claim to fame.
Spencer Pratt attempts to join the ranks of the paparazzi by taking a picture of Heidi Montag. Or Mel Gibson.
Spencer Pratt loves him some crystals. Dude is not going to rest until he squeezes every last once of his 15 minutes ... wow. Just wow.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Where would we be without them? A lot less entertained, that's for sure.
Spencer Pratt fancies himself a movie director now. He's definitely an entertaining guy, at least.

Spencer Pratt Biography

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss
The loathsome Spencer Pratt is a random dumbass who has gained celebrity gossip notoriety from being on The Hills as Heidi Montag's loser... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Spencer William Pratt

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape