Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are straight up shameless, but hey, if it works for them, who are we to complain? We need SOMETHING to talk about!
Speidi (Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag) could not suck any more if it collectively tried. Well, actually, we would not put it past them.
Spencer Pratt, that is. What an absolute tool. Awesome mastermind of the paparazzi, don't get us wrong. But an absolute tool.
That would be the best way to describe Spencer Pratt if you ask us. Which you didn't, but come on. You can't argue it.
He would have a hard time being beaten in that category. Spencer Pratt is a total d-bag, although the man has parlayed that into a small fortune, no argument there.
Spencer Pratt is a tool, but a lovable one. Or at least one who provides all kids of entertainment value.
Spencer Pratt feeds a parking meter in Brentwood, Calif., where he did some solo shopping.
Spencer Pratt is a pimp. Not in a complimentary way, just in the way he makes so much coin off of Heidi Montag. Gotta hand it to the man.

Spencer Pratt Biography

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss
The loathsome Spencer Pratt is a random dumbass who has gained celebrity gossip notoriety from being on The Hills as Heidi Montag's loser... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Spencer William Pratt

Spencer Pratt Quotes

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

regarding a Lauren Conrad sex tape