Stop us if you've heard this before: Paris Hilton has been arrested. In August 2010, the crime was cocaine possession.
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No clue who Paris Hilton is actually calling here, but a lawyer might not be the worst idea. Girl is getting arrested a lot.
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Paris Hilton claimed to be honoring Marilyn Monroe by dressing like this at a perfume launch. Way to insult her memory, you sex tape star!
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Remember when Paris Hilton was an A-lister? It's been a very long time since this celebrity was relevant.
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At a Hollywood launch party for her new fragrance, Paris Hilton made like Marilyn Monroe. It's unclear why.
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What a Tease! In this picture, Paris Hilton channels her inner Marilyn Monroe and sells a new perfume.
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Nope, this is not Marilyn Monroe. This is Paris Hilton at the launch for her new fragrance, Tease.
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Paris Hilton actually makes like Marilyn Monroe in this photo. What an insult to the iconic actress!
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Paris Hilton has been busted for pot, allegedly, for the second time in as many months. If not sooner than that.
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Milks what? Attention? Money? Yeah, a bit of both. She's pretty harmless, though, so we love us some Paris. Especially lately.
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That's really the best way we can describe Paris Hilton. We love the girl but come on, it's just too easy.
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Smile for the camera, Paris Hilton. The former sex tape star supported American troops at an USO event in NYC in May 2010.
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Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]