Doug Reinhardt, that is. If they ever got married, he'd have to dump his last name, not her. He's just that big of a d-bag.
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Ah, yes. That's a familiar position for many a guy, but Doug Reinhardt does not appear deterred by sloppy 432nds.
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Paris, that is. Not a Hilton hotel. Although a lot of sex goes on inside both.
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Doug Reinhardt grabs a part of Paris Hilton. We're sure he's quite used to that. No way she doesn't put out on the first, second or third dates, that's all we're saying.
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Doug Reinhardt and girlfriend Paris Hilton embark on a mission to find a club during a March, 2009, night out. We're guessing they got in.
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Doug Reinhardt wonders what the holdup is as he guides the one and only Paris Hilton to a club during a March, 2009, outing in Hollywood.
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Doug Reinhardt escorts the one and only Paris Hilton to a club during a March, 2009, night out in L.A.
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It's a familiar position for Doug Reinhardt, we're sure. If you get what we mean.
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Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]