Or just puke and pass out. Here's hoping one of your besties holds your hair back.
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You can't tell drunk girls they don't look sexy. They won't believe you. Until they sober up and see the pictures the next morning.
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When you're drunk in the club (or on the way to the club), EVERY SONG is your jam.
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If a drunk girl's words are a sober girl's thoughts, then WATCH OUT!
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Some girls get overly complimentary of other girls when they go out. Absolutely everyone becomes hot/cute/sweet/awesome.
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When you go out with your girlfriends, the sober sister needs to hold the phones. It's for your own good.
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Drunk girls just want to DANCE, people! That's it! Even if it's on the bar!
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Ahhh, the Ugly Cry. Every drunk girl's worst enemy.
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Doesn't this sound like it is the best night ever? It totally does, right?
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Sometimes when girls get drunk, they get really, really open about their bathroom habits.
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Snooki and JWoww and the doctor's on Jersey Shore.
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Pray for baby Lorenzo.
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Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki