Nic Cage is looking pretty pulled together here.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nic Cage is a bit of a crazy man. Who knew!
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nic Cage is sort of the man. And sort of a crazy man.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Good ol' Nicolas Cage. Dude is always good for one crazy story or another.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nicolas Cage and wife Alice Kim at the screening of 'Joe' at the 39th Deauville American Film Festival in 2013.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Nicolas Cage's mug shot from April 2011, when he got popped in New Orleans for domestic abuse and disturbing the peace. Wild stuff.
Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
The sausage. This is so hard to look at, and yet we cannot turn away.
Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
In order to fully appreciate this one, you have to imagine the Khaleesi calling for her dragons in Nic's monotone voice. Amazing, right?
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Nicolas Cage is so broke, he can't even afford to shave that goatee. Just kidding. That's probably by choice.
Rating: 2.7 / 5.0
This one's not much of a stretch. In fact, we think the GoT guys missed out on a golden casting opportunity.
Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
No joke: Nicolas Cage really is sporting a blonde mullet in this photo, taken at a press conference to promote the movie Kick-Ass.
Rating: 1.7 / 5.0
Is Cage's face that big, or is Aidan Gillen's head that small? Either way, this is both awesome and horrifying - much like Cage himself.
Rating: 1.5 / 5.0