Nice orange jumpsuit, Mike. Why don't you go wail on your girl some more. Douche.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael Lohan's latest booking photo. He now has six to Lindsay's five.
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Michael Lohan's many mug shots ... alongside those of daughter Lindsay. Explains a lot when you think about it.
Rating: 2.3 / 5.0
This is Michael Lohan's mug shot. It was taken after he violated a restraining order against him by his ex-fiancee Erin Muller. Lohan was arrested. Sweet.
Rating: 2.1 / 5.0
Michael Lohan just got popped for domestic violence! This mug shot was dropped in our laps in March 2011. What a douche.
Rating: Unrated
Michael Lohan's mug shot from October 2011. He was busted for domestic violence.
Rating: Unrated

Michael Lohan Biography

Lohan, Michael It's a close race between Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin for the world's worst celebrity father. In terms of making the argument for... More »
Full Name
Michael Lohan

Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.