Michael Lohan's latest booking photo. He now has six to Lindsay's five.
Michael Lohan's many mug shots ... alongside those of daughter Lindsay. Explains a lot when you think about it.
Nice orange jumpsuit, Mike. Why don't you go wail on your girl some more. Douche.
Michael Lohan's mug shot from October 2011. He was busted for domestic violence.
Michael Lohan just got popped for domestic violence! This mug shot was dropped in our laps in March 2011. What a douche.
This is Michael Lohan's mug shot. It was taken after he violated a restraining order against him by his ex-fiancee Erin Muller. Lohan was arrested. Sweet.

Michael Lohan Biography

Lohan, Michael
It's a close race between Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin for the world's worst celebrity father. In terms of making the argument for... More »
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Michael Lohan

Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.