Lindsay Lohan is about to do some time, hard. Unless her new lawyer can get her off ... we didn't mean either of those things how they sounded.
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Lindsay Lohan is due to surrender and begin a jail sentence next week. Will that actually happen, or will she find some way out of it?
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We half expect Lindsay Lohan to skip bail and flee the country July 20. Oh, that would be the greatest thing ...
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Lindsay Lohan seems in good spirits despite her date with jail. What a waste of space, maybe she will get it together in there.
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Wonder what that says. Probably lots of obscene messages directed at everyone else whose fault her problems are. Loser.
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This is how Lindsay Lohan rolls. In long pants. Because of the whole ankle monitor thing. Hilarious.
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Lindsay Lohan is a smoker. That could be an issue in jail. They don't allow cigarettes. Girl is basically SOL.
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Lindsay Lohan whines about getting sentenced to jail for violating her probation. She totally deserved it, but what are you gonna do.
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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan