That would describe Lindsay Lohan as succinctly as one can. Girl is useless, to the max.
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Lindsay Lohan has really gone off the deep end lately. Claiming her Twitter was "hacked" - give us a break you moron.
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Yeah. You just wonder what the hell Lindsay Lohan is thinking sometimes. Or all the time. You also wonder why the wind can't give a guy a little help, are we right fellas???????
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According to reports, Lindsay Lohan is not pleased with her and Samantha Ronson's break up. She's doing everything possible to reconcile with Samantha.
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Don't eat your finger, Lindsay Lohan! Can someone please get this celebrity some food?!?
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Lindsay Lohan tries to look her prettiest for the camera. Showing more cleavage might do the trick, Linds.
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Lindsay Lohan checks her Blackberry to see if any movie offers have come in. The answer, of course, is no.
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During a recent trip to Hawaii, Lindsay Lohan looked more pale and more thin than ever. Being out of work is not helping the appearance of this actress very much.
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Breaking news: Lindsay Lohan is eating! Lindsay Lohan is eating! Simply put: wow.
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Lindsay Lohan spent a few days in Hawaii to close out April of 2009. The actress needed a break from all that lack of working.
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Lindsay Lohan fixes her hair and avoids all food this photograph of the star in Hawaii. She's really, really thin.
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Lindsay Lohan is her usual pale, gaunt self in this photograph. It was taken during an April 2009 vacation in Hawaii.
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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan