Coca-cola, that is. What did you think we were talking about?
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Denied! Lindsay Lohan departs a car and covers up her genitals for once. It's a remarkable thing to see children grow up.
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Lindsay Lohan needs to put on a few pounds if you ask us. Wow.
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Lindsay Lohan is Firecrotch. She always will be. Here's our girl showing off the hair that lends itself to that name.
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Lindsay Lohan walks around strangely covered up. One wonders what has gotten into the supposed actress.
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Lindsay Lohan is a kind of a ho. This lends itself to a clever nickname.
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Lindsay Lohan is ready for a shopping excursion with a couple of packs of smokes, as you can see. Who knows what else she's toting.
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Oops, sorry, we meant Lohan. Typo there! Oh wait, no it wasn't, not really. Totally intentional. Because she is Lindsay Lohan and she is a HO. We combined the two.
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Lindsay Lohan is the venerable crotch of fire. What a certified nut - but a lovable one, at least for the entertainment value.
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Lindsay Lohan leaves the home of her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. What was she even doing there?
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Lindsay Lohan certainly qualifies as such. Gosh, what a wreck.
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Lindsay leaves Samantha Ronson's pad. Wonder if they are still friends, despite what she claims.
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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan