Lindsay Lohan is a kind of a ho. This lends itself to a clever nickname.
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Lindsay Lohan is ready for a shopping excursion with a couple of packs of smokes, as you can see. Who knows what else she's toting.
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Oops, sorry, we meant Lohan. Typo there! Oh wait, no it wasn't, not really. Totally intentional. Because she is Lindsay Lohan and she is a HO. We combined the two.
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Lindsay Lohan is the venerable crotch of fire. What a certified nut - but a lovable one, at least for the entertainment value.
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Lindsay Lohan leaves the home of her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. What was she even doing there?
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Lindsay Lohan certainly qualifies as such. Gosh, what a wreck.
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Lindsay leaves Samantha Ronson's pad. Wonder if they are still friends, despite what she claims.
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Lindsay Lohan can rightfully be described as a ho. Among other pejorative terms.
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Is Lindsay Lohan leaving the home of Samantha Ronson for the last time? That remains to be seen.
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That would describe Lindsay Lohan as succinctly as one can. Girl is useless, to the max.
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Lindsay Lohan has really gone off the deep end lately. Claiming her Twitter was "hacked" - give us a break you moron.
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Yeah. You just wonder what the hell Lindsay Lohan is thinking sometimes. Or all the time. You also wonder why the wind can't give a guy a little help, are we right fellas???????
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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan