It's a good thing this story is fake. Otherwise, we'd feel terrible for the baby Kim Kardashian is supposedly about to adopt.
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Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian kiss here on The Tonight Show. They would break up weeks later.
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Kim Kardashian has reportedly moved on to a Saudi billionaire. Makes sense. He probably doesn't know how awful she is.
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Kim Kardashian has been dumped by Reggie Bush without ever dating Reggie Bush again. That's hard to pull off!
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Kim and Khloe Kardashian are in trouble for ads such as this one. They are being sued for misleading the public.
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OMG! Kim Kardashian is makeup free in this Twit pic. The reality TV star apparently just felt like snapping a photo of herself in a sports bra.
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Kim Kardashian was not nominated for any Academy Awards. But she did attend Elton John's viewing party of the event.
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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have plans to elope, according to In Touch Weekly. Are you buying it?
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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]