Clint Eastwood berates Keanu Reeves at the Republican National Convention. That would've been funnier than an invisible Obama.
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Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron are apparently hooking up. That would be a pretty hot couple, don't you agree?
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Keanu Reeves Biography

Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron
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Keanu Reeves