Seriously ... take a hike. Don't hurry back, either.
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Kate Gosselin is sad and lonely. Or so we're told. We can kinda see it.
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Kate Gosselin goes tanning. That's about all we've got here, but it's not bad.
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Kate Gosselin is a hottie. Let's face it, you would so go there.
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Kate Gosselin is a child abuser, according to Eric Roberts. Why does he say that? Isn't it obvious?
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Kate Gosselin is a little insane. Just a wee bit crazy. We love her for it, but yikes.
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Kate Gosselin is looking better nowadays. We cannot lie. But she's still Kate Gosselin. You can only get so excited.
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Kate Gosselin isn't going anywhere. Rest assured, she will be part of the reality TV landscape for years to come.
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Kate Gosselin Biography

Proof of Cheating
Kate Gosselin is a reality TV star with eight children and a famous, annoying ex-husband. She and Jon Gosselin were at the center of Jon... More »
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Kate Gosselin