Mark our words: if John Mayer didn't have a guitar, he'd never get a girl. The guy sucks.
John Mayer is a real douchebag. But hey, the man gets a lot of tail. No one can take that away from him. Same goes for his lame songs.
This is a mug shot of John Mayer from 2001. What a douchebag.
John Mayer dines out at Katsuya in August 2009. He is quite the douchebag, that John Mayer. Hanging at a hot spot does not change that.
John Mayer is a reasonably good guy. And a decent guitar player. But the man is clearly a douchebag, folks. Clearly.
A move, that is. Yeah, that's what we're talkin' about ...
John Mayer is a douche. A bag of douche, even. There is little doubt about this, if any at all.
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer at what some believe was their last date - at the Academy Awards after-party in February 2009.

John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair
John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer