That's what she called that non-shirt, non-skirt hybrid thing. She looks pretty bad, but hey, it's been than those mom jeans.
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Or so they appear from this angle. Jessica Simpson's body is subject to plenty of scrutiny these days.
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It's not a skirt, it's not a shirt... it's a skort. Jessica Simpson's words.
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Jessica Simpson blows a kiss to the Madison Square Garden crowd she performed for in February 2009. No word on whether it reciprocated.
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Jessica Simpson sings live at Madison Square Garden in what can only be described as an epic concert event.
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Jessica Simpson's U.S. tour of bad music and bad fashion continues at MSG.
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Jessica Simpson hears cheers from a Madison Square Garden crowd for some reason.
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Performing at Madison Square Garden, Jessica Simpson is in the zone ... she looks as if she is ready to go to town on that mic and ... well, you can use your imagination.
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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson