Jessica Simpson live in concert. That guy totally wishes he had earplugs, but would totally still nail her in a second.
She looks like she's going to perform something on that mic, if you know what we mean. We are talking about ... singing. Yeah, singing.
Jessica Simpson performs at the Strawberry Festival in Florida and looks like she's about ready to cry. We would be too if we were performing at the Strawberry Festival in Florida.
Jessica Simpson certainly has those. And some other assets. A voice? Not one of them.
That's the only way Jessica Simpson fit into this outfit. It's also ... aww, forget it.
Jessica Simpson looks like she's ready to burst into a deep song. Or just show off her body and sell a lot of tickets that way.
And so do we. On her, that is. Yowza.
Seriously, what is she doing? In this photo, Jessica Simpson performs at the Strawberry Festival in Florida. And we use that term loosely.

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson