Jessica Simpson markets herself as a singer, but really, she's a good looking girl who gets pimped out by her dad into whatever role she can make the most money in. Props!
Dude in the front row is loving the view. And getting a hard time from his friends from going to a Jessica Simpson concert.
They show off her legs, which certainly beats focusing on her voice. Eek.
Jessica Simpson's concerts are comically bad, but the girl knows how to show off her assets, if you know what we mean. We mean boobs.
Jessica Simpson live in concert. That guy totally wishes he had earplugs, but would totally still nail her in a second.
She looks like she's going to perform something on that mic, if you know what we mean. We are talking about ... singing. Yeah, singing.
Jessica Simpson performs at the Strawberry Festival in Florida and looks like she's about ready to cry. We would be too if we were performing at the Strawberry Festival in Florida.
Jessica Simpson certainly has those. And some other assets. A voice? Not one of them.

Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson