A photo of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, looking very cute and useless. Par for the course, really.
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Jessica Simpson supports Tony Romo. And publicity.
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Jessica Simpson on the cover of the new issue of Cosmopolitan. She is hot. Mmm. Too bad she is also rather useless.
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Jessica Simpson is not a major movie star. Even if she stars in a movie by that name, it's simply not the case.
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This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she's got going for her.
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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo on the cover of Us Weekly in June 2008. What a scandalous turn of events ... or something. Joe Simpson? Romo's not a fan.
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Jessica Simpson was stabbed in the heart, according to Us Weekly. You have to love it. Not at all over-dramatic.
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Say what you will about Jessica Simpson's lack of talent, brains or common sense... those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you.
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CaCee Cobb and Jessica Simpson have been friends for a real long time. CaCee Cobb used to be the assistant to BFF Jessica Simpson, in fact, but cut those ties a little while back. CaCee dates Donald Faison of Scrubs fame.
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The lovely Jessica Simpson on the cover of US Weekly in November 2007. The girl apparently thought she could do better than Nick Lachey. She is as dumb as she looks.
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Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess.
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CaCee Cobb was Jessica Simpson's good pal growing up. She later went on to achieve the OMG so totally awesome career of Jessica's personal assistant.
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Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson