Wow, Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston? You're kidding. Note to Us Weekly: This happened years ago.
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Angelina Jolie is supposedly going to help with the adoption of Jennifer Aniston's baby. What a hilarious, hilarious story.
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Jennifer Aniston's a mom! Holy crap! Too bad it's not true at all, because that would be great news!
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Jennifer Aniston is having a baby now. Everybody got that? This time it's totally legit.
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For Jennifer Aniston, it's always baby time. At least whenever there are slow news weeks, right OK?
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Jennifer Aniston is at it again, stabbing Angelina Jolie in the back! Figuratively, of course. And not really, of course.
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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. It's a relationship that will never die ... in the pages of magazines like this one.
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Jennifer Aniston will soon be carrying the spawn of Gerard Butler ... or so this tabloid cover would have you believe! So absurd.
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Somebody apparently was. This is tragic stuff.
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Frankly, we have no clue what's going on with this tabloid cover. Whose dirty secrets about what? Makes no sense.
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Brad Pitt still loves Jennifer Aniston. At least according to this ridonk tabloid cover, which basically runs the same story every week without fail.
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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are back together ... if you believe the liars over at OK!
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Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston