Pssst, Hef. Thanks for putting me in your magazine. I'll repay you later... if you know what I mean!
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Yup, Hugh Hefner has another young, pretty girlfriend. Here she is, model Crystal Harris.
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Hugh Hefner is a confused old man. He appears shocked to learn that the Shannon twins look exactly alike. Crazy!
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Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner are having a lot of sex as they try to have a baby. Sorry. We're just reporting the facts, as relayed to us by Holly herself. Hard to blame Hugh, she's kind of a looker.
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The Playboy boss pats his top girlfriend on the (pregnant?) belly. This rumor proved to be false, as Holly Madison was never knocked up.
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Hugh Hefner Biography

Holly and Hugh
Hugh Henfer is the envy of millions of men around the world. Despite not being close to a spring chicken, the Playboy founder has a... More »
Born
Birthplace
Chicago, Illinois
Full Name
Hugh Marston Hefner