Heidi Montag modeling another fine item from - yes - a Heidi Montag clothing line, which will be known as Heidiwood. Yes we are seriously. We cannot make this stuff up. The Hills star wants to be her former BFF Lauren Conrad so bad, it's awesome. Slash pathetic.
Us Weekly, that is. Not us, as in our staff. Although that could happen... her wedding to Spencer Pratt is apparently off... if you believe anything these two say at face value. Which we most certainly do not. Entertaining, though!