Brace yourselves for a nearly naked Heidi Montag of The Hills. It's not Playboy, but she's on her way there. Heidi Montag has posed for Maxim in early 2008 and the results were ... sort of hot. She's a cutie, but still kinda fake if you ask us.
Heidi Montag modeling another fine item from - yes - a Heidi Montag clothing line, which will be known as Heidiwood. Yes we are seriously. We cannot make this stuff up. The Hills star wants to be her former BFF Lauren Conrad so bad, it's awesome. Slash pathetic.
Heidi Montag claims to have been betrayed by Spencer Pratt on the cover of Us Weekly in March 2008. Which is quite possible, certainly... but she may have known all about it and leaked it to the press for a good story. Hey, it's The Hills.
Us Weekly, that is. Not us, as in our staff. Although that could happen... her wedding to Spencer Pratt is apparently off... if you believe anything these two say at face value. Which we most certainly do not. Entertaining, though!