That doesn't mean we don't love these two, but let's be honest. Tools. Absolute tools.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Heidi Montag, a.k.a. the faux Mrs. Spencer Pratt sure loves to mug for the cameras. And get plastic surgery.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Spencer and Heidi kiss while volunteering - and while his Nana looks on.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Someone made a Barbie doll into a real human and named her Heidi Montag.
Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Seriously, do the measurements even go up that high? Heidi Montag may be going for plastic surgery history with those sweater puppies.
Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Heidi Montag heads to the courthouse to file for legal separation from Spencer Pratt. If this is a hoax, at least they're going all out.
Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Seriously, Heidi Montag's hair looks terrible. It's not as bad as her singing, of course. Nothing is.
Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Heidi Montag loves her boobs. That or they're just so big she can't avoid touching them even if she wants.
Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Heidi Montag Biography

Heidi Montag Boob Job! Ah, Heidi Montag. The controversial, plastic, duck-lipped, attention-loving blonde is a co-star on MTV's hit reality series, The Hills,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!