That's what Paris Hilton thinks. For sure. And who can blame her, she's so self-absorbed, she probably really believes it.
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Sorry, but Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are kinda gross. Who wears a shirt that says they love themselves?
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Paris Hilton gets ready to mount beau Doug Reinhardt in Cannes. This actually happened about three straight nights while the wastes of space were over there.
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Yup, now that Doug Reinhardt is done with Paris Hilton, she will move on to some other poor sap in her quest to sleep with everyone on this planet. We wish Paris the best in that endeavor.
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Doug and Paris had a great run. Who would have ever seen a breakup coming. Oh wait, we did. Numerous times. Ever since they started dating.
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Doug Reinhardt in a rare photo in which his tongue is not exploring Paris Hilton's esophagus. Guess dude's gotta take a break sometime.
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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt mark six months as a couple. What these two see in each other, we have no clue. But it sure is entertaining.
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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt celebrate ... oh, who knows. Their own hotness? People paying attention to them? Does anyone care?
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Paris Hilton holds man-candy Doug Reinhardt in one hand, while keeping her purse in the other. Two shiny and useless accessories are a little much, eh Paris?
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With poses like this, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are like the modern day Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. Only, if by Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers we mean classless media grubbing whores.
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Doug Reinhardt smiles for the cameras and Paris just can't seem to keep her eyes off of him. Given his history with ladies thus far, it makes sense why she would be watching him so closely.
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Always a gentleman, Doug Reinhardt escorts Paris Hilton into the awards. This is probably the most space we have seen between the two since they have started dating.
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Doug Reinhardt Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Laguna Beach, California
Full Name
Douglas Reinhardt