Dear Russell Brand: You are an idiot!!! You are actually divorcing one of the hottest chicks that ever lived; Katie Perry. I would have made it work, but then again I am not a boring British jack ass like yourself. Sincerely, Every Man In America P.S. If you could tell Katy Iâ€™m available I would appreciate it.
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