Laura McLaughlin

15 Comments

1. a story full of headlines Says:
   January 20th, 2008 3:40 PM
   

   So is this a great story because..
   1) she's Fergies god-daughter
   2) she got knocked up by Pete
   3) she got knocked up on her first weekend of sex
   4) she was still a virign at 20
   or
   5) her due date is just 8 months (Oct-Jun) after she had her first sexual experience, Last I heard human pregnancies lasted 40ish weeks/10 months (9 calender months) and here she is, very special, due in 8 months - Now that's a story right there!!!!

2. Anonymous Says:
   January 20th, 2008 4:58 PM
   

   I live near her parents and went to school with her she is a nutcase ! stole money from friends etc and she is not a virgin.

3. anonymous Says:
   January 22nd, 2008 8:47 AM
   

   this is alot a crap dnt believe everything u read in the papers !!

4. Get this girl some help! Says:
   January 22nd, 2008 11:27 AM
   

   This story is absolutely hilarious! firstly she is not alex ferguson's goddaughter she's never even met him, she is NOT straight A student so theres no way in hell she has a place in harvard! multi million pound business yeh ok whatever if you want to call it that! was seen during the time she was supposed to be in hospital in london another lie just wants people to feel sorry for her all the time! also "we met through mutual friends" aye right mate you have no pals since you began stealing from them! which is why its hilarious she's said pals call her lola! is so NOT a virgin has claimed rape 3 times during school she needs serious psychological help! totally pity the girl you think she could have at least washed her hair for the photoshoot! she should have done her research on pete or should i say "peter" i mean dirty dancing come on?! no doubt in couple of months she'll say she has had a miscarriage or some other made up concoction of events, more likely to be pregnant to some random theres like a 0.000001% chance thats shes even been near pete doherty! have to say this stroy has entertained us all greatly so for that we say thank you but seriously go check yourself into an enclosed envirnonment after all you did get voted most likely to end up in a padded cell in our yearbook!!!!

5. Devil's Advocate Says:
   January 22nd, 2008 12:47 PM
   

   Get this girl some help:
   
   If your account of this girl is true and she is mentally ill, is the gloating making you feel good?

6. Jae Says:
   January 22nd, 2008 12:53 PM
   

   She looks so much like Amber Tamblyn!!!!

7. so funny Says:
   January 22nd, 2008 4:38 PM
   

   this is so many lies! why would pete go near her when he's had kate moss! shes soooooooooooooooo ugly with greasy hair. it made me laugh so much!

8. El Gringo Says:
   January 22nd, 2008 7:47 PM
   

   Putos gringos de mierda racistas hijos d puta me cago en vuestras madres.

9. she is crazy .. not in the mental way but in the gt a life way Says:
   January 23rd, 2008 6:02 PM
   

   i agree with get this girl some help .. she is a theif and a liar she will do anything for attention and its pathetic. She needs 2 gt a life. y would he touch her . she is a jakey slut . most definetly not a vrigin as she cried rape at least 3 times . FREAK

10. =O Says:
    January 26th, 2008 4:11 PM
    

    Sure, sure... So pete could have any girl he wants and with as much money as her but anyways he would hook up with that ugly skut?
    of course, of course.
    (seriously, who could believe this?)

11. Frankie Says:
    January 26th, 2008 5:19 PM
    

    I got off with her a few times, bn to her house n shit but it never lasted. All i want is ma fucking yr book back n ma love actually dvd. Maybe use some of the newspaper money to send it to me. U know this is the right thing to do! She got finger banged off yasss! gossip man!

12. Kevin Murphy Says:
    January 26th, 2008 8:16 PM
    

    I used to love this girl, how could she have done this to me!?!?
    
    i trid to pull her all the time, but she wasnt teh slut she is now.
    
    she asked me to scratch my balls and sniff them, so i did it everyday for therest of my life. i hope she knows i did this for her. i was pissed off when i found out she had been shagging franny!
    
    i wanted to punch the funk out of him,
    
    but instead i just tried to make her notice me sniffing my balls
    
    she isnt a virgin, not then not now
    
    i love her.....

13. danny o'hare Says:
    January 26th, 2008 8:25 PM
    

    firstly i have aids
    
    secondly i want in her pants,
    
    she is a lovely, and has a fishy minge.
    
    and i like fish fingers.
    
    and yes i need a hair cut, cause i dont lok half as god as ol' petey bhoy, hes a stallion.
    
    
    lovex

14. Anonymous Says:
    January 28th, 2008 7:38 PM
    

    Right people, the fact of the matter is whoever knows laura - im not being nasty here just realistic - knows her history. shes always been a weirdo, thief, liar attentionseeker. iv not seen her in a few years now but was great pals wiv her at school and lived closely been in heer house etc. the girls got serious issues and needs help. i thought shed changed over the years and moved on.......obv not. laura if u read this then u need 2 start bein urself and stop grabbing attention u wont get it the ways u try. theres no need 4 it in life. grow up and move on

15. a former close friend Says:
    February 1st, 2008 11:16 PM
    

    First of all, in response to Devils Advocate, u ask the people writing comments:
    
    "If your account of this girl is true and she is mentally ill, is the gloating making you feel good?"
    
    I respond with a big fat HELL YEAH. Perhaps if u knew this girl personally and went through years of her lies,manipulation and her ways of makin up stories about others in a means to rip friendships apart then u would feel likewise!
    Am i glaoting coz shes pregnant with a crackheads baby which she must think is a good thing?no. I'm not even gloating at the fact that this truly cements her as the most dillusional person i know! I'm glaoting coz it proves to all those who didnt believe the doubters of her sanity that in fact this girl is a lunatic!she is the worst kind, the kind that is fully aware of her actions,the kind that sits and calculates her next move,the kind that even once or twice being caught out and suffering consequences still continues.What goes around comes around and if thats the case there is far more to come for her.She took advantage of good solid friendships with a group of girls i know personally. They r all still firm friends and laura would have been aswell if it hadnt been for her manipulation, her lies that made people doubt others in that group of friends and her constant made up stories that basically were exhausting. So many times these girls could have made her embarrassed, confronted her etc.However it took the best part of 5 yrs for most to finally realise enough is enough then the others followed suit. I cannot begin to describe some of the stories this girl has made up. I've now grown up and realised that the stories were sooo bad i dont know why we fell for them in the 1st place.The only reason is because of trust and thats something she took for granted.her lies spiralled out of control and WHY HER PARENTS HAVE NOT SEEKED PROFFESSIONAL HELP FOR HER is the question that needs to be asked here! I feel pity in some ways as she got in 2 deep that all she could do is lie to try get out.Its 2 late to change her ways.In other ways though i cannot help but feel satisfaction.Yes, it may sound cruel but if you were in amoungst some of the scandals and web of lies then any1 would feel satisfied. In a less personal note though I hope she sorts her self out coz this girl is getting worse as years go by and who knows where she'll end up or what she'll do next? I have an idea but dont want to go there. In some ways i think she must be sitting at home crying her eyes out at the mockery shes made of herself AND her family.Surely any1 would be feeling the same in this position.However, with laura the worrying thing is shes such an attention seeker she might actually be enjoying this.She doesnt care if its the worst kind of attention as long as shes getting some.Shes got low self esteem and not a particularly healthy family especially her mother.I think her ways of gettin the attention she craves is by doing this.Shes not particularly clever,pretty,talented,nothing about her stands out other than her stories.She needs her lies to make her feel special and that is the worrying factor in this. I just have to say although yes i gloat, if thats even the right word, I'm fully aware that her mental state is fragile and she needs her mother (or maybe not as shes probably responsible) But needs some1 in her family to take her to a physcologist.MY RANT IS NOW OVER