This poor wife's sex spreadsheet documents a thorough lack of booty. Or decency.
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This is an actual Tweet sent by the US Airways Twitter account. Was it hacked? Or is an employee about to get fired?
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Justine Sacco just wrote the worst Tweet of the year. Maybe in the history of Twitter.
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Notice a change in Khloe Kardashian's Twitter profile? She has dropped the name "Odom."
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Amanda Bynes loves her Twitter selfie shots.
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Amanda Bynes' lip pout. That's like her signature look of late.
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Gotta love Amanda Bynes Twitpics like these.
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Amanda Bynes is topless and on Twitter. Standard.
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Amanda Bynes posts another HOT Twitter selfie pic. Look at that cleavage. Drake, you are so missing out.
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Amanda Bynes posts another HOT Twitter selfie. Look at that cleave!
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Drink up, Farrah Abraham. Just don't drive this time okay?
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Amanda Bynes loves to take photos of herself at the gym. Without her Twitter, what would we do in life?!
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Twitter Quotes

Fuck Michael sam.

@Escobar_Pleaser

I'm already tired of hearing about Michael sam's lust for dick.

@cougar_prey