"I can't stand seeing all these happy people smiling, holding hands, kissing."
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"Happy Valentine's Day" a non-impressed Penny says.
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"Look, alone people don't like to hear about the together people, OK?"
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"If need be, I'll marry myself." Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
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"Do you ever feel like there's not one person in the world who loves you?" Caroline, The Vampire Diaries
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"I'm gonna get the wedding dress, and then I'm gonna have a baby, and then I'm gonna die, and then I'm gonna meet a super cute guy in heaven." - Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
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"Happy Valentine's Day No One!" Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
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"I'm gonna die alone in a light up Christmas tree sweater, talking to a menagerie of parrots." - Casey Wilson, Happy Endings
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Patsy and Edina are bored with someone, so they move on (Ab Fab).
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"Actually, I was talking to my martini." - How I Met Your Mother
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"Ugh, couples. Boo. Hiss," Jess sniped while walking into the kitchen on New Girl
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"No no no. I'm not lonely. I have me," Chris Traeger said on Parks & Rec.
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