Or something. Andy Cohen may want to run for the hills after this reunion special.
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Teresa Giudice. Skinny Italian. Small brained.
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We'll pass, thanks.
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Nice dress Melissa Gorga. You make that yourself out of the drapes?
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey make nice. Temporarily.
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Delightful.
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Joe Giudice whips it out on the side of the road in full view of traffic and Bravo cameras. What a dick! Wait, that didn't come out the way we hoped.
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How hot is Teresa Giudice?? Not really, you don't think? Okay, you're right.
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