Jennifer Aniston will soon be carrying the spawn of Gerard Butler ... or so this tabloid cover would have you believe! So absurd.
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Jake Pavelka is flanked by Chelsie Hightower and Vienna Girardi in this Dancing with the Stars promo pic/cover of OK! Will these two carry home the hardware?
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Who is cheating in the Jake Pavelka-Vienna Girardi relationship? We wouldn't be surprised if either was ... reportedly.
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That's what Tom Cruise has concluded he must do, according to Star. Poor Katie Holmes. She used to be such a cute, independent woman!
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Jake has been punked, according to the new issue of Us Weekly. His life must suck now.
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According to this cover story, all three Kardashian sisters aren't just in love. They are in "toxic love."
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Was Brangelina ever out of love? Perhaps not, but that was frequently reported. In any case, they're totally back in it now, reports Star. Way to go!
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Somebody apparently was. This is tragic stuff.
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Frankly, we have no clue what's going on with this tabloid cover. Whose dirty secrets about what? Makes no sense.
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Jake Pavelka apparently made a huge mistake. Picking Vienna Girardi, we're guessing. It hasn't happened yet but it will. Bank on it.
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Will Brad Pitt and Angelina procreate or adopt once more to keep their tattered union intact? We can only hope!
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Once Angelina Jolie starred in Girl, Interrupted. Now she's starring in its long awaited sequel, Brad, Threatened. Should be equally fictitious.
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