There's just so much Kim Kardashian did not tell Kris Humphries, at least according to this totally accurate tabloid cover.
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are not married. But that won't stop tabloids from claiming otherwise.
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Is Kris Humphries gay?!? The baller denies it, but this tabloid says it, so...
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Yes, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant! God help the child that is set to join this money-starved family.
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Jennifer Aniston is totes getting fake married next year! WHOOP DEE CRAP.
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Hey, if In Touch said it, then you know it's the case.
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Is there a problem with Jessica Simpson's kid? We are being led to believe this at least.
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Is Kris Humphries really suing the Kardashians?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story.
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