Don't worry if she hasn't written back. Maybe she hasn't seen it yet ... oh wait she totally has.
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This mom does not understand Google. It's endearing, really.
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Is shouting "you don't know me" a drunk girl's way of sounding deep and philosophic? Complicated? What is up with this?
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Or just puke and pass out. Here's hoping one of your besties holds your hair back.
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You can't tell drunk girls they don't look sexy. They won't believe you. Until they sober up and see the pictures the next morning.
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When you're drunk in the club (or on the way to the club), EVERY SONG is your jam.
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It isn't a Best Night Ever without a round of shots. It just isn't.
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Instagram might not have been a thing when JWoww and Snooki were running the Shore, but it is now, and "Let's take a selfie!" is the chant of drunk girls everywhere.
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You know that thing when you're out drinking and then suddenly you MUST EAT SOMETHING IMMEDIATELY (but not lobster!?)? That.
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Sometimes drunk girls just want to make out with a guy (or a girl). And so they do. But hopefully it doesn't look like this.
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Sometimes drunk girls need to declare their drunkeness to the world. It's, like, a rule or something.
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If a drunk girl's words are a sober girl's thoughts, then WATCH OUT!
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