The Belfie stick. It's actually a thing. A stick, to help you take a selfie of your butt.
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Don't worry if she hasn't written back. Maybe she hasn't seen it yet ... oh wait she totally has.
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This mom does not understand Google. It's endearing, really.
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Is shouting "you don't know me" a drunk girl's way of sounding deep and philosophic? Complicated? What is up with this?
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Or just puke and pass out. Here's hoping one of your besties holds your hair back.
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You can't tell drunk girls they don't look sexy. They won't believe you. Until they sober up and see the pictures the next morning.
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When you're drunk in the club (or on the way to the club), EVERY SONG is your jam.
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It isn't a Best Night Ever without a round of shots. It just isn't.
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