Sometimes drunk girls need to declare their drunkeness to the world. It's, like, a rule or something.
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If a drunk girl's words are a sober girl's thoughts, then WATCH OUT!
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Everything is awesome when you're drunk, right!?! So you just need to scream about it! Let the whole bar know!
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Some girls get overly complimentary of other girls when they go out. Absolutely everyone becomes hot/cute/sweet/awesome.
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When you go out with your girlfriends, the sober sister needs to hold the phones. It's for your own good.
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Drunk girls just want to DANCE, people! That's it! Even if it's on the bar!
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Ahhh, the Ugly Cry. Every drunk girl's worst enemy.
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Doesn't this sound like it is the best night ever? It totally does, right?
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