The booking photo of David Hans Schmidt, taken after he was arrested for extortion of Tom Cruise. Wedding photos of Tom and Katie Holmes were the subject of the celebrity porn and sex tape broker's undoing.
Ha. Just kidding. Well, it is a mug shot, so we're not just making $h!t up, but it's not what you had in mind. No, you won't be seeing a Hayden Panettiere booking photo anytime soon... unless she starts partying with Britney Spears.