Ha. Just kidding. Well, it is a mug shot, so we're not just making $h!t up, but it's not what you had in mind. No, you won't be seeing a Hayden Panettiere booking photo anytime soon... unless she starts partying with Britney Spears.
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A classic mug shot of the man known as DMX. Whose real name is Earl Simmons. What a pansy ass name. DMX, you are so lame! Our interns could kick your ass!
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Nicole Richie had another mug shot taken Thursday, August 23 ... as she served her jail sentence. Yup, it was over in done with all in the same day. Just 82 minutes, to be precise.
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Here's the Uncle Kracker mugshot from his recent arrest. The charge? Forced sex. That's pretty much as bad as it gets.
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Lane Garrison looks rather sad in this mug shot. Then again, he did kill someone sort of. Poor fellow.
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Mindy McCready poses for her second booking photo in less than a week after being booked on a probation violation. The first mug shot featured a bigger gash on her face, and was thus a lot sexier.
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This is the Lindsay Lohan mugshot from her most recent DUI arrest. She belongs in jail for a long time.
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This Mindy McCready mug shot is from July 2007. Girl went bonkers again, what can we say? Well, we can say this mug shot is funny and disturbing at the same time.
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The mug shot of Brooke Ashley Brinson, the cousin of Paris Hilton. Now that's hotttttt.
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The son of former Vice President Al Gore, who is also named Al Gore, was busted on possession of drugs and for driving over 100 miles an hour in July 2007. Pity.
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The booking photo from when Paris turned herself in.
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Nice smile, you loser.
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