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I'm trying to come up with a rosnepse to your comment, but I'm sorta stuck. I wonder if Panera has a shower in the employee restroom?[Insert ticking clock cliche here.]Nope. No shower. But a quick bath in a vat of broccoli cheese soup seems to have done the trick. (Also, it's delicious.)Sinatra was such a maverick. Always had to do things his way. But I may just have to try that shower approach. Apart from the prohibitive water expense and the fact that it might trigger latent OCD tendencies which then could render me unable to type on a computer keyboard without first putting on surgical gloves, it seems like the perfect solution. Plus, when artisans someday paint my writerly likeness on the cafe wall at Barnes Noble, I'll look so much cleaner than Hemingway. Bonus.
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