This is a photo of Tila Tequila in New York City. Insert your own absurd caption for it.
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Go ahead and sing, Tila Tequila says. No way you can do a worse job than she does.
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Tila Tequila is now a celebrity blogger. Call us crazy, but we don't fear this competition.
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Bending down, with her mouth open and around something long and hard? Tila Tequila is used to this pose.
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Tila Tequila is singing in this photo. Correction: she is trying to sing, and failing.
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Man, isn't Tila Tequila hot? No? You don't think so? Neither do we.
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We'd mention to Tila Tequila that we can see a nipple. But we think that's her goal.
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This is a first, readers: Tila Tequila is actually covering up a breast!
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Pssst, Tila Tequila: we can see your underwear! You might wanna cover yourself up.
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Tila Tequila does the only thing she does well in this photo: get attention for herself.
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Tila Tequila has launched a new gossip blog. She celebrated in NYC by, well, doing this.
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