You know Spencer Pratt is always up to something. Heidi Montag is in on it, as well.
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are the worst. But hey, we talk about them, so it's our fault, too. And we love it, we admit it.
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Spencer Pratt pimps Heidi Montag out so hard. Not for sex, just money and celebrity gossip adulation. He's damn good at it too.
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are the simplest of the tools. So useless. Yet so complex in their scheming. Such an enigma.
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Heidi Montag is so hot. If you consider duck-lipped Barbie knockoffs hot, that is.
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Heidi Montag can be described as nothing but. Or at least nothing more accurate than that.
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Spencer Pratt calls the shots in the celebrity gossip world. We just do what he says and he gets paid - whether we know it or not.
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