We only wish she would take his name. But then again that would involve them actually being married, which was all a sham anyways.
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Heidi Montag of The Hills is always dressed to the nines. Or at least like the sevens or eights.
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Seriously, one exists! Here's photographic evidence of that surprising fact!
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She's got considerable baggage, to put it mildly. His name? Spencer Pratt.
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Spencer Pratt holds his non-wife Heidi Montag at the airport.
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag at LAX, arriving home for the holidays. Thank goodness they made it.
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag embrace. The world shudders.
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Spencer and Heidi are not legally married. But maybe they will be one day if someone will pay enough to photograph it.
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are just plain gross. But admit it, you can't look away!
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