Denied! Lindsay Lohan departs a car and covers up her genitals for once. It's a remarkable thing to see children grow up.
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Lindsay Lohan needs to put on a few pounds if you ask us. Wow.
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Lindsay Lohan is Firecrotch. She always will be. Here's our girl showing off the hair that lends itself to that name.
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Lindsay Lohan walks around strangely covered up. One wonders what has gotten into the supposed actress.
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Lindsay Lohan is a kind of a ho. This lends itself to a clever nickname.
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Lindsay Lohan is ready for a shopping excursion with a couple of packs of smokes, as you can see. Who knows what else she's toting.
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Oops, sorry, we meant Lohan. Typo there! Oh wait, no it wasn't, not really. Totally intentional. Because she is Lindsay Lohan and she is a HO. We combined the two.
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