Jessica Simpson looks like she's ready to rough some people up. Can you blame her after all she's been through?
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Jessica Simpson is a terrible performer, but hey, girl's got a good set of other things besides pipes. Think about it.
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Jessica Simpson markets herself as a singer, but really, she's a good looking girl who gets pimped out by her dad into whatever role she can make the most money in. Props!
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Dude in the front row is loving the view. And getting a hard time from his friends from going to a Jessica Simpson concert.
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They show off her legs, which certainly beats focusing on her voice. Eek.
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Jessica Simpson's concerts are comically bad, but the girl knows how to show off her assets, if you know what we mean. We mean boobs.
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Jessica Simpson live in concert. That guy totally wishes he had earplugs, but would totally still nail her in a second.
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She looks like she's going to perform something on that mic, if you know what we mean. We are talking about ... singing. Yeah, singing.
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Jessica Simpson performs at the Strawberry Festival in Florida and looks like she's about ready to cry. We would be too if we were performing at the Strawberry Festival in Florida.
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Jessica Simpson certainly has those. And some other assets. A voice? Not one of them.
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That's the only way Jessica Simpson fit into this outfit. It's also ... aww, forget it.
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Jessica Simpson looks like she's ready to burst into a deep song. Or just show off her body and sell a lot of tickets that way.
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