Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag make out. Hard. It's pretty gross if you ask us, but they keep things interesting.
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Spencer Pratt carries the Playboy magazine cover featuring his prized ho. It's hard to criticize the man for being proud of his employee.
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Heidi Pratt poses naked in Playboy. Well, naked and covered by a whole mess of sheets, but that's better than nothing. Maybe.
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This is a picture of Heidi Montag naked and cupping her gigantic fake boobs in Playboy. We know. Kind of unexceptional, really. If you want to see some bleach blonde tramp with fake breasts, just walk down any street in Los Angeles.
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This Heidi Montag topless photo comes to us courtesy of Playboy. She's never the type to be shy about her body. And considering what she paid for it, why should she be?
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Heidi Montag Pratt bares all in Playboy. And by bares all, we mean bares next to nothing. Seriously, she wears crap like this out in public all the time.
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Another photo of Heidi Montag from Playboy. Not one of the better ones, but hey, it's still Heidi in Playboy. You gotta like that ... maybe.
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Heidi Montag nude is a beautiful thing. Well, not really, unless you're Spencer Pratt. We can take it or leave it, honestly. But in any case, this is Heidi Montag nude, in Playboy, and possibly in the bed where Spencer gives her 20-30 orgasms a day. Her words!
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Heidi Pratt poses in Playboy. She's not all that hot if you ask us, but you can rate this picture using our voting system below and tell us if you agree.
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Heidi Pratt gets topless in the new issue of Playboy. Talk about hot! And airbrushed!
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This is Heidi Montag's Playboy cover. What a dirty girl. In so many ways.
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Heidi Montag in Playboy is a bit of a disappointment. You would see the same amount of coverage in any Victoria's Secret catalog, and the women would actually be gorgeous. Imagine that.
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