This is a picture of Heidi Montag naked and cupping her gigantic fake boobs in Playboy. We know. Kind of unexceptional, really. If you want to see some bleach blonde tramp with fake breasts, just walk down any street in Los Angeles.
Heidi Montag nude is a beautiful thing. Well, not really, unless you're Spencer Pratt. We can take it or leave it, honestly. But in any case, this is Heidi Montag nude, in Playboy, and possibly in the bed where Spencer gives her 20-30 orgasms a day. Her words!