Heidi Montag narrowly gave us a topless photo. Wow, it's a good thing she prevented it in the nick of time. No one needs to see that. No one.
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Heidi Montag clasps her gigantic breasteseses as she's pummeled by waves and captured by a photographer she totally had no clue was watching. Ah, the life of Mrs. Spencer Pratt.
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That's what we've got going on here. Even Heidi Montag seems befuddled by the size of those things.
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Heidi Montag pretends her giant fake boobs just fell out of her bikini by accident. Crazy what will happen in the ocean these days.
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Yup, that's what's going on in this picture. Sums it up nicely.
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Heidi Montag gets ready for some action ... with Spencer Pratt, or with a photographer. Who knows. But hold that pose a little longer, will ya?
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