Spencer Pratt is loving life these days. He can choke the chicken to his own ugly wife in Playboy while making money off of you looking at pictures of him thinking about it. What a great country this is.
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That's a pretty impressive side view of Heidi Montag's man-made breast. Unfortunately she is not attractive or this might even be sexy.
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Basically, this Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag picture is likely to induce vomiting. So if you ever need to after a long night of drinking, just call up our gallery of Speidi pics.
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are one step away from getting naked on tape. Just given them a couple of years and let their star power diminish just a little.
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Spencer Pratt carries his trophy wife Heidi Montag. Trophy wife or maybe cash cow. Either way, great stuff.
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag walk on the beach, soaking up rays and attention. Gotta love them.
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Seriously, who let Spencer and Heidi back into the U.S.? The Bahamas should have been allowed to keep them indefinitely.
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag in the Bahamas, continuing to whore out her Playboy cover, which wasn't even that hot. You could say they are whores for attention.
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Yup, she pretty much is. That's Heidi Montag for you.
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Sir-Mix-a-Lot summed it up perfectly. Heidi Montag and her plastic body simply don't do it for us ... you? Would you hit it?
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Heidi Montag gets into a fun position for her latest beach spread with Spencer Pratt. Try to puke away from the keyboard.
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