Sorry to put it in such harsh words, but Jessica Simpson is looking like crap these days. Her music could be described similarly.
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson's rear end has grown mightily in recent months. Its application for its own ZIP code is pending with the USPS we heard.
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson might want to consider that. We're not trying to be harsh, but come on. We're just calling it like we see it.
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Seriously... normally that's a good thing, but not in the case of these Jessica Simpson photos. Girl is ballooning out hard core.
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson's enormous. Okay, that's an exaggeration. But come on, peeps ... girl's badonkadonk ain't small either.
Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Remember when Jessica Simpson used to look good? Ah, the good ol' days of Bill Clinton's presidency.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson is looking like a bit of a behemoth in this photo. Sorry, we call it like we see it up in here.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson is large and in charge at a Florida concert. Holy mother of --
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0