Just kidding. No one said that. But Jessica Simpson's security dude is making sure peeps don't get too close to her just the same.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nothing to see here as Jessica Simpson makes her way to a concert gig. She's been criticized for being fat. In this photo, you just can't tell.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson's body needs more scrutiny. Shame on her for covering it up.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson arrives in Charlottesville, Va., for a concert. She is looking good.
Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson's boy has sparked controversy. Too bad we aren't going to get any sort of view of it here. Perhaps that's by design.
Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson at a concert venue in Charlottesville, Virginia, keeping a low profile.
Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson's making sure that body is completely covered up this time around as her curves have drawn some serious scrutiny.
Rating: 2.5 / 5.0